no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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