YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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