belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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