I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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