yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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