In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I want to have your abortion
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
