I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Randomize
