i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
