i don't like sucking hair
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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