last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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