Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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