I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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