the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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