Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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