No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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