I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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