We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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