I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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