Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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