I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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