You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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