this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
