I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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