Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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