Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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