I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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