You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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