Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
