it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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