you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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