i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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