you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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