I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.