sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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