i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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