zippers are such a cool invention
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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