Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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