So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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