Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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