Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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