my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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