Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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