who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.