And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.