I'm sorry my penis didn't work
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think your dad took our porno
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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