Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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