THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
