take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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