Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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