talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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