I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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