that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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