I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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