Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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