It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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