I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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