Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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