You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Randomize