I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
