friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
